I hear: I want you to submit to being bullied for my entertainment and convenience.
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
wear the fucking shorts you’ll get dress coded anyway