modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 
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cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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haidaspicciare:

Salvador Dalì, The Elephants (1948)

meladoodle:

You know what they say, if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, then its fucking weird Mike again. Who keeps inviting him to parties

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live-to-be-good-great:

ohmyhealthyfood:

 

Yum
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humansofnewyork:

"He wants to go home."
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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


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